New Favorite Sport

Kite buggying seems to hold some promise in terms of spectacular wipeouts. It would seem you could either pay attention to your kite lines to avoid getting them tangled in trees, or keep a lookout ahead of you so you don't plow into anything or tumble off a pier; not both.

The form factor is similar to that of a recumbent bicycle, so it's got that going for it as well.

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